For Immediate Release
SINGAPORE -- Scott Resch, CEO of Scott Resch Living, Inc. (SRLI), has announced consideration of Laguna National Golf Club as his new local. The move came less than two hours after touring the facility and drinking persuasive amounts of The McCallan with three of its employees: course design assistants Anderson and Frashure; and principal earth-mover Dan. Resch arrived at the decision after being told not to worry about the bill but before the crippling hangover set in. "What an awesome night," Resch thought to himself as he rode away in a taxi. Then, later: "Ohhhhh, fuuuuuuuudge." Despite a massive loss of brain cells, and a brutally poor night's sleep, Resch stands by his edict. "I'd go back (to Laguna)," he said from the fetal position in his bedroom. "I mean, I will go back. Just ... yeah, not right---- "Where'd I put that Gatorade?" SRLI becomes one of millions of enterprises whose chairman has said he was going to do some