For Immediate Release
SINGAPORE -- Scott Resch, CEO of Scott Resch Living, Inc. (SRLI), has announced consideration of Laguna National Golf Club as his new local.
The move came less than two hours after touring the facility and drinking persuasive amounts of The McCallan with three of its employees: course design assistants Anderson and Frashure; and principal earth-mover Dan.
Resch arrived at the decision after being told not to worry about the bill but before the crippling hangover set in.
"What an awesome night," Resch thought to himself as he rode away in a taxi. Then, later: "Ohhhhh, fuuuuuuuudge."
Despite a massive loss of brain cells, and a brutally poor night's sleep, Resch stands by his edict.
"I'd go back (to Laguna)," he said from the fetal position in his bedroom. "I mean, I will go back. Just ... yeah, not right----
"Where'd I put that Gatorade?"
SRLI becomes one of millions of enterprises whose chairman has said he was going to do something but probably never will because he was satisfyingly inebriated at the time.
For their check-paying talents and overall role in the festivities, Anderson, Frashure and Dan have been elevated to Guys I Dig Shooting the Shit and Slamming Scotch With status.
"It's what this organization needs right now," said Resch, who just recently relocated to Singapore from Saigon and is therefore faced with a severe shortage of associates. "Having friends is a core part of my business."
In addition to Laguna, Resch has visited Tanglin Park, Marina Bay and Sentosa golf clubs since moving to Singapore. But only at Laguna was scotch a core part of the experience.
"Golf and single malt go together like Greg Norman and Chrissy Evert," said Resch, whose lingering headache has prevented him from staying on top of the news in recent days. "This company cannot and will not make concessions on that front ... although beer works too, I guess."
In an unrelated move, Resch recently purchased a pair of swimming goggles, a tool he hopes will prevent eye irritation caused by chlorine.
Resch -- and The Better Half of SRLI, Claire Wiley -- have access to a very large pool. And since Wiley, who also heads up the company's fitness department, firmly believes exercise is key to SRLI's long-term success, Resch does his laps daily. At least that's what he tells her.
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(Note: This entry was inspired by Paul Simms' Aug. 31 column for The New Yorker http://bit.ly/aWAlA)
The move came less than two hours after touring the facility and drinking persuasive amounts of The McCallan with three of its employees: course design assistants Anderson and Frashure; and principal earth-mover Dan.
Resch arrived at the decision after being told not to worry about the bill but before the crippling hangover set in.
"What an awesome night," Resch thought to himself as he rode away in a taxi. Then, later: "Ohhhhh, fuuuuuuuudge."
Despite a massive loss of brain cells, and a brutally poor night's sleep, Resch stands by his edict.
"I'd go back (to Laguna)," he said from the fetal position in his bedroom. "I mean, I will go back. Just ... yeah, not right----
"Where'd I put that Gatorade?"
SRLI becomes one of millions of enterprises whose chairman has said he was going to do something but probably never will because he was satisfyingly inebriated at the time.
For their check-paying talents and overall role in the festivities, Anderson, Frashure and Dan have been elevated to Guys I Dig Shooting the Shit and Slamming Scotch With status.
"It's what this organization needs right now," said Resch, who just recently relocated to Singapore from Saigon and is therefore faced with a severe shortage of associates. "Having friends is a core part of my business."
In addition to Laguna, Resch has visited Tanglin Park, Marina Bay and Sentosa golf clubs since moving to Singapore. But only at Laguna was scotch a core part of the experience.
"Golf and single malt go together like Greg Norman and Chrissy Evert," said Resch, whose lingering headache has prevented him from staying on top of the news in recent days. "This company cannot and will not make concessions on that front ... although beer works too, I guess."
In an unrelated move, Resch recently purchased a pair of swimming goggles, a tool he hopes will prevent eye irritation caused by chlorine.
Resch -- and The Better Half of SRLI, Claire Wiley -- have access to a very large pool. And since Wiley, who also heads up the company's fitness department, firmly believes exercise is key to SRLI's long-term success, Resch does his laps daily. At least that's what he tells her.
-END-
(Note: This entry was inspired by Paul Simms' Aug. 31 column for The New Yorker http://bit.ly/aWAlA)
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